Summer Lee Clark and Spice
Martin, both eleven, were at this moment enjoying a sleepover. The two were
best friends.
And they both L-O-V-E-D
anything sparkly, anything with lots of ruffles
and just anything “girly” as Spice enjoyed saying.
Summer’s mother poked her
head in the door and asked if everything was okay with the two since she hadn’t
heard a laugh or giggle from the girls in some time.
“Great here, Mom,” Summer Lee
laughed while she shook her drying, sparkly pink fingernails.
“Same for me, Mrs. Martin,”
Spice said as a big yawn stretched her pretty face all out of shape.
Summer squeaked out an
unladylike sound at the funny face her friend had flashed just briefly. Both
girls agreed that even a big smile was bad because it could lead to deep
wrinkles. The two went so far as to not purse their lips at all while sipping
hot tea and they absolutely did not blow their tea to cool it.
Summer and Spice, mind you,
have known each other for years. They each keep a journal of what to do and
what not to do in the varied practices of “girl-ness.” These journals were
thick, and stuffed with girl-wise rules.
Oh, to be sure, they had
differences in their ideals, their rules for a well-groomed and well-dressed
modern girl. They even had rules on how to disagree, agreeably.
At this moment Spice had
hanging on the clothesline a very dark green party dress. The hot sun and a
brisk wind flapped and snapped the delicate ‘gown.’ It gave the girls much pleasure to call their
horde of pretty dresses, gowns.
Why was the pretty dress on
the clothesline?
Both girls decided that the
color was a bit off, a bit too dark. They believed some time in the sun would
fade it. Once sun-bleached they hoped it would be just perfect and to their
liking.
“Summer, should we turn the
dress? We want it to fade evenly.”
“Good idea. Let’s go.”
A few minutes later the girls
rounded the corner of the country home. A tiny humming bird shot by on its way
to the red feeding station. They paused and watched the birds for a time.
At the rose arbor, Summer
threw out an arm, blocking Spice.
“Down, get down!”
“What’s going on?”
“Quiet! Look!” Summer pointed
to the clothesline.
Two bears, one small, one
large, batted and pulled at Spice’s pretty dress.
The girls ran lickety-split
back inside the house, yelling for Summer’s mother. The three then watched from
Summer’s bedroom window.
“Those are not bears!” Mrs.
Martin breathed out in ragged voice.
“Bigfoot! I think they’re
bigfoots!” Spice said. She wanted to tap on the window, but didn’t, to scare them away or get their attention. She
didn’t know which.
The larger bigfoot snatched
finally the green dress from the line. Both animals lumbered out of sight.
This shared experience kept
these two girls friends for life. It is worth telling that the girls started a
new section in their journals, a section on bigfoot.
Years passed. Summer Lee
Clark, as an adult, enjoyed hiking the forest at the end of her parent’s yard,
watching for the two bigfoots she’d seen as a girl.
Spice Martin kept her friend,
Summer, informed on the news of bigfoot, as it came to her from books, Internet
and such. One bit of information she shared was a rumor that someone had
sighted a female bigfoot, wearing around her neck some sort of green ruffled
fabric. The green had faded to a dirty grey, just tinged with green.
It could have been Spice’s
dress, they reasoned. They laughed long about the whole thing, but not too
loud, for they still kept to their rules for modern girls; they fought wrinkles
and enjoyed still--Pretty Dresses.
Preface
NOT SUITABLE FOR VERY YOUNG CHILDREN
#9 The Hairy Men of the High Mountain
Forests
In North American Indian lore, there have been uncountable stories told
of certain tribes leaving their unhealthy children for the hairy men
(Bigfoot/Sasquatch) of the forest to rear.
In
part, this story is of such a boy. When finally the child’s father made the
decision to take him deep into the high mountain forest, the boy seemed to do
little else but cry. He ate little, walked with much effort and had not learned
more than three or four words.
The opinion of the Chief of this tribe was
that if the boy were his, he’d place the child into the hands of the ancient
hairy men of the mountains.
The handsome and much loved three-year-old
was the couple’s first child. The young parents, however, were convinced by the
tribe’s elders that their child would soon perish if he were not allowed to
walk freely the good earth and to breathe deeply of the wide sky, which only
the hairy men of the deep forests and high mountains could provide, could
oversee.
The Hairy Men of the High Mountain
Forests
The stink of them, the hairy men, is strong, powerful,
sickening at times; and this for good reason, as I have often observed them
roll around in the entrails, in the blood, in the bodily waste of their kills.
The same is true
of the females, except during their time of mating, when to my nose they exude
an overpowering green-grass smell. It’s
tolerable, that is if one (one, meaning human) can smell it at all, for the
acrid, overpowering filth of them. For me, the odors were the least of the
annoyances during the female’s mating time. I was not of their kind. But one of
them, Baday, my name for her, would sniff my
breath and maneuver her powerful
hairy thigh between my legs in an attempt to excite me. After much difficulty, I always managed to
escape her advances. By difficulty, I mean, she’d pounce and claw me with her
dirty, jagged nails. She’d bellow chest-rattling
growls. She’d nip deep patches of skin from my face, neck and back. When done playing with me, and that’s what
she was doing, for with one good swat of her hand she could have killed me,
she’d spring to her feet and be off─off to her next conquest, these many, and
of her kind, some milling close by, but most waiting patiently in somewhat of a
line. And all this before I could rub the smell of her from my nose.
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been here in the deep woods
with these creatures. And, to look at my
face you’d think I was one of them. Hair is thick and long on it, but the rest
of my body has little hair. So I was given covering of animal skins, some with fur,
some not. While I knew I was not of their kind, I felt myself one of them. I don’t know how I came to be here, in this
place with these beings. I have no memory of it. We, however, shared this in common: I didn’t
speak and they didn’t speak; but having lived my life with only their kind, I
on a simple level understood them, and it seemed, they me. We gestured,
motioned and went ahead with whatever it was we intended communicating.
If the creatures
spoke in some primitive language, I had no way of knowing. It did seem they’d
gibber at one another, and often pounded cruelly on each other’s massive backs
and shoulders. If they had a language, then this gibbering was probably it.
It was when the
need was great on me to mate, I
could not keep it from my mind, that the hairy being Lome
(my name for him) brought a human girl to me and gave her into my care. He was
for as long as I had memory, my father-figure. He cared well for me, providing
shelter, covering, food and a mate.
For the passing of many moons, my companion
girl cried constantly, or so it seemed, and ate little. She finally quieted
herself, but still it was my constant concern that she would escape.
Still, when
Baday’s time came to mate she’d bare her teeth and try to force me to comply.
The girl had no choice but to witness these attacks. It was many moons passing
that I kept her at my side with a tight hold of her wrist. She’d twist around
to avoid the scene before her. Often she’d find herself tripped up and in the
oddest of positions, laughable if the situation hadn’t been so repugnant and
dangerous to us both.
My fondness for
the girl, I now called Umyu, grew. She repeated to me often, Margaret, meaning that it was her name.
But I could not call the female before me this name. Margaret sounded ugly to
my ears. I called her what I wanted, Umyu, meaning to me, breath of many
flowers.
In time, when we
took our night’s rest, she allowed me to thread lightly my arm between her arm
and waist (her back to me). More often, she’d allow it when it was cold, when
the water from the sky turned white and covered deep the mountainsides.
Several seasons of
hot and cold passed. With good frequency, Umyu now allowed my hand to pull her
in tight and caress her maturing body, often until she panted. But still, she
refused me, stopping short of mating; whereupon, often I’d spring to my feet
and yell out, in good imitation of the hairy men we lived among. With hard
blows, I would pound my chest with frustration.
Even though I had
a companion, Baday, when the need was upon her to mate, came to me still,
inflicting wounds that took many moons to heal. It was a mean and twisted game
she played with me. Once I spied Umyu peeking through the
tree branches while I fought Baday. She allowed the branches to snap back
upright when I saw her. I wondered if she thought I gave in and did as Baday
wished. I don’t know, for I didn’t speak to Umyu of such things. Maybe, I
reasoned, it was why she’d not have me as mate.
Because
of all the moons and seasons that had passed, I believed Umyu was attached
tightly to me. She seldom strayed far from my side. I enjoyed believing that,
anyway. I did not worry overmuch about
her running back to where Lome had
abducted her. So, she was free to walk her own way during the day.
At this time it is good to say that she could
have never found her way back, for we were deep into the high mountains,
mountains shrouded in thick clouds and heavy mists most days.
It was to my great
pleasure when next Baday waddled into our private sleeping den that Umyu rose,
turned and stared down the overweight and smelly being. In Umyu’s slim hands,
she held tight a club that she’d made with a thick branch, thorns bristling all
around. Baday seemed amused, sniffing
and jutting her hairy chin in jerks. She
turned, seemingly to walk away and then whirled, catching Umyu off guard,
trying to slap the club to the ground. With ease she dislodged it, but it now
was stuck to her wrist, possibly by a thorn to the bone. She whooped in pain.
Grunting and
sniffing loudly the air, Baday’s next-in-line suitor charged forward, black
puffy hands clenched. His whole body swung around as he turned his massive
head, trying to determine what was going on.
Umyu, shaking hard
her stinging hands from the blow when the club was knocked from them, motioned
me to make them leave.
It was my finest
and happiest day, for Umyu that night turned to me and allowed our first
mating.
From the time the girl was given to me, that
is to say when she finally stopped crying, she made an attempt to teach me to
speak her language, from the world whence she came. She tried to explain it,
but I had no way to visualize it.
She made it clear
that one day she hoped to return to it, with me and our offspring. I’d smile,
but I knew I would never have the courage to leave the high mountains and the
hairy men, leave the only world I’d ever known. And so it was my want, that she’d
never be rescued, but it was not to be.
Umyu called me
Fellow. Some days, when the powerful
winds are away lingering in far places, I believe I can hear her voice, calling
to me across the mountains.
Years later, 1887
Mrs. Margaret Sarah
Jones, 83, sits now rocking slowly on the porch of her Oregon
home. Her husband of many years has just passed, leaving her little to do with
her days except care for herself and keep her log cabin tidy.
During
her long and happy married life, she thought often of what happened to her as a
girl. When she was rescued, she was
pressed to explain her “ordeal.” “Ordeal” was used often; it was their word for what had happened to her.
It was many years
before she found a good and decent man willing to have her as a wife. And that
was only because David Brian Jones wasn’t aware of the details of her years
with the hairy men. Margaret did not tell him everything, him or anyone else.
All that
kind-hearted David knew was she’d been taken by one of the hairy men of the
mountains.
She told him they used her as a slave of sorts, and that she’d watched over
several of the hairy men’s offspring, gathered food and helped build shelters
while the group was on the
move through and over
the high mountains.
About Fellow she never spoke a word. And about
their twin boys left behind, she never said a word. (No children were born
alive of the union with her husband.)
She expected that
life would be lonely for her now, now that most of her family had passed on. But the days she now filled with remembering.
She
crossed her ankles and pulled a woolen throw over her knees, bunching it over
her lap, covering her blue-veined hands. The view before her eased the sore
heart beneath the calico bib of her homemade dress. The yard and field sloped
down to a tangled thicket of blackberry bushes, a long line of them, shoulder
high.
Tiny
yellow birds flitted in and around the vines.
Again the thought
of Fellow came to her. It was at such a thicket that Lome,
the hairy man, appeared from nowhere and threw a great hairy arm around her
middle and then barreled down into a near, deep ditch completely covered with a
canopy of thick trees. She screamed the whole time, but there was no one to hear.
She’d walked the
two miles to the berries by herself. She had walked it often, for she was
twelve. Old enough to take care of herself, she assured her mother and father.
When
she was rescued by the road crew at eighteen, her parents were quick to say
that they were concerned over her disappearance, but her mother repeated often,
“We thought it was Frank Roy Blain. You remember him? We were sure you’d gone with him and his family to Missouri.
You were really sweet on him.”
And then her father
repeated his own string of words, primed by his wife’s, told in just the same
way over the years, never changing a word: “A splendid vision you were, when we
finally recognized you.” Margaret’s father sniffed in just the same place,
telling after telling, trying mightily not to let the tears show and the
running nose give away his feelings for his only girl child. “Mercy, mercy such
a vision!”
Margaret cried in
grief now, for her husband of all these years, and for Fellow. What, she
wondered, had become of him and their children? At least he was not left alone,
he had the children.
“What a remarkable
life I’ve experienced,” she thought, “first in the high mountain forest, and
then with my gentle David here on the edge of this small Oregon town.
Would even one soul
have believed
me, believed my story,
if I had told the whole of it?”
She guessed not.
So, she didn’t bother. She kept it all to herself and only nodded when a
passerby would call to her on the porch, or one of the local newspapers
reported, “A young girl (or boy) disappeared last week while picking berries.”
It was no surprise to Margaret Sarah Jones;
after all, her children and her grandchildren would need mates, living there in
the mountain mist along with the ancient
hairy men. That
is if they
wished to
produce families.
For a fleeting instant, Baday flashed across her mind. She ground her old
teeth and before she gave thought to it, she was yelling insanely in the
direction of the berry thicket at the bottom of the yard. It was her own version
of the yell of the hairy men.
She rose from the rocking chair and looked
to the high mountains. Now in hoarse voice, she whispered to herself, “Fellow I
hope you still live.
I hope you and our
children have mates, have families!” And then in loudest of voice she yelled,
“F-e-l-l-o-w, where are you?”
THE END
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#10 Under the Bush at the School Bus Stop
(Names not real)
“Give me that! Chris give it
here!” eleven-year-old Max Lee Brown
yelled to his friend.
Chris Ray Smith, also eleven,
made a disgusting face, while sprinting around Max. Chris had just snatched a
half-eaten meat stick from Max’s hand. It was like this every morning at the
bus stop. Most of the kids had fun playing around before the grind of school
kept them slow-motion still for the largest part of the day.
After Chris returned the meat
stick, Max held onto it as tight as he could. He knew more was coming.
“Look!” Chris teased. When
Max looked away to where Chris pointed, Chris successfully slapped the stick
out of Max’s hand to the ground.
Amy Sue Black, ten, whirled
around when she felt the meat stick brush the backpack on her back. “Really!”
she sniffed. “You two are the limit!” She shrugged the bright pink pack off and
checked for grease stains.
For just a second the boys
thought of turning their full attention to Amy, which in the end they usually
did each and every morning at the bus stop. They both liked the girl and
enjoyed hearing her piercing scream when one of them would toss a piece of bark
or leaf at her pretending it was a bug or worse!
A couple of kids yelled that the
bus was coming, so Chris kicked the meat stick under a near bush and got in
line, Amy in front of him, and Max behind him.
Chris Smith plopped down near
the window with Max next to him. Max was busy wiping his greasy hands on his
jeans when Chris turned and said “Did you see that?”
“What? See what?
“Something is under that
bush, back there at the bus stop.”
“Something like what?”
“I don’t know. I just saw the
bottom of a big foot. No shoes. I mean it was r-e-a-l-l-y big.”
Max laughed, then lowered his
voice and said seriously while still rubbing off the grease, “Are you telling
me it was like a bigfoot... bigfoot like the animal?”
“Bud, I saw a b-i-g foot.
That’s all I know. I don’t know what it was. Could have just been a big man,
with no shoes.”
At the end of the day they
looked around the bush.
Nothing was under it. The
meat stick was gone.
It being gone was no surprise
because forest animals and pets were always in the area.
Chris that evening found it
hard to concentrate on his homework, so he phoned Max. They decided to arrive early the next morning
at the bus stop, hide and watch for whatever it was that was sheltering under
the bush.
While still foggy and a
little dark the next morning, the boys cautiously walked to the bus stop. “Are
you chewing on that same meat? It stinks! We could get attacked, you know!” Chris said.
Max was wearing the same
grease stained jeans he’d worn the day before. And yes he was enjoying one of
the meat sticks.
Chris shook his head side to
side and said, “I don’t know about this, we could be food for whatever is under
that bush.” They walked without speaking
for a time then Chris said, “Can you tell which way the wind is blowing? We should
hide down wind if you can.”
Max nodded and whispered for
Chris to be quiet. They were very near
the bush. “Something’s moving. You see it. Shhh... ”
“Where? I don’t see it,”
Chris said with shaky voice.
“Get on your belly. Don’t
move. Look between the bush and fence.” Max pushed down on Chris’ shoulder
driving his friend’s chin into the dirt.
Both boys were as close to the ground as they could get and were down
wind of whatever they were watching move.
Something nudged Chris’ knee.
Without thinking he pounded a fist down
in the middle of Max’s back. Both boys yelled while scrambling frantically to
their feet.
“What’s going on here?” Tim
Miller aware he’d scared the boys laughed. He had to ask them a second time
what they were up to because his laughter made his first try unclear. Tim
Miller was out this early morning on his daily jog. He jogged in place so not to cool off.
“You guys realize I almost
ran over you?” Suddenly, Tim’s eyes narrowed. He growled out, “Back! Back! Get
back behind the fence.”
“What! What is it?” Both boys
asked while backing toward the fence.
The dark, shadowy bush was
growing larger near the fence. Without warning about a third of the bush came
to life and was running away from the three. Pound! Pound! The ground shook.
“It’s coming back! Get out of
here! Run for home!” Tim Miller shouted as he turned to follow the boys.
Next thing he knew, he was
flying and then skidding across the road. The ‘shadow’ had evidently hit him
when it passed. Just then as Tim tried
to get to his feet a car’s lights swept the whole area. It screeched to a stop.
The door of the little grey
car flew open and a young woman ran to Tim’s aid. When it seemed safe Max and
Chris crossed the road and stood, hands in pockets, listening to the adults
talk.
“Listen here, did that thing
hurt you?” the young woman asked.
Tim noticed the boys and told
them to get on home.
“Come on, I’ll get you to the
hospital.”
Tim Miller was released in a
few hours from the hospital, with nothing broken and only a few deep bruises
and scrapes.
The jogger did report the
incident to the police, only mentioning some large animal had knocked him
across the road. Tim was positive what he saw was a bigfoot, but he knew it
would only be trouble if he claimed he’d seen one. He didn’t need it!
Of course, all the school
buzzed with the story that Max and Chris were telling. The boys used the word
bigfoot in their revelation and couldn’t wait to get back to the bus stop and
bush where the being had first been spotted by Chris.
It was a big disappointment
for all of the kids that got off at Max and Chris’ stop; the bush was gone, cut
down! Several kids stuck around searching the powdery dirt for bigfoot tracks.
The area seemed to be swept clean.
To this day Max and Chris
revel in the thought that they might have seen a real live bigfoot. And Tim Miller knows he did!
The end
P.S. I'm not sure if it should have been upwind or downwind when I mentioned where the boys were to position themselves so the animal would not smell or hear them.